Archie or Munchkin?

As I was telling Taranee today, in my darkest moments, I ponder the inevitable question, one that I can neither answer nor resist: Which of these dogs is cuter? Less ridiculous?

Archie?


Or Munchkin?


I then wonder which of them is smarter? I guess that's really at least 3 questions not one. But seriously, save me from my boredom and hysterical laughter by weighing in on this one. Which is better/cuddlier (I shudder to think of this in practice)/or smarter?

Ugly dogs are just a trainwreck away from which I cannot look. I could probably keep harping on them for a full week. But I should stop. Rather than Chaucer beating up on me this week, it's Christine, and girlfriend really knows how to crack the whip.

God bless ugly dogs. Back to the grind!